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I have spent a great deal of my life battling illness. I suffered from Crohn's Disease and eventually had abdominal surgery, thwarting the Crohn's and budding cancer cells. Since my surgery in 1995 I have been relatively free from Crohns', although I had several subsequent surgeries related to my ileostomy..When my disease was in remission, I don't think my husband realized how bad it could get, but he has stood by me. I also have suffered from various autoimmune disorders and am diagnosed with Stage IV Kidney Disease. Fortunately, I am maintaining and do not need dialysis at this point. We adopted our son and later found out he had cerebral palsy, so he became my career. Dan has had two surgeries and tons of therapy and is able to walk because of it. He is a college graduate and is employed as an Information Specialist. We are very proud of his accomplishements. I am now part of the retired generation and still getting used to the idea. I do enjoy crafting, traveling and being with family and friends. I am active in my church and feel that the hardships we endure are there to build our faith. I like to live life in the "now" as we never know how much time is left.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Jumping on the Bed

A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old".
The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"



"Your name never came up," she replied.�



(Men . . . They just never know when to shut up, do they?)



2 comments:

Pam @ over50feeling40 said...

Happy Spring!!! Thanks for being so faithful to follow and comment on the blog I am doing! your comments and support are so important to me. I am off work this week...WOO HOO!...so I can finally get back with some of those who really mean alot to me!!! Have a beautiful week!! I will be reading more on your site as well!...I don't think any one every told me I have boobs of an 18 year old...not even when i was 18!

Tracey said...

It's lovely to read funnies on someone elses blog!!! Fabulous...xxxxxx