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I have spent a great deal of my life battling illness. I suffered from Crohn's Disease and eventually had abdominal surgery, thwarting the Crohn's and budding cancer cells. Since my surgery in 1995 I have been relatively free from Crohns', although I had several subsequent surgeries related to my ileostomy..When my disease was in remission, I don't think my husband realized how bad it could get, but he has stood by me. I also have suffered from various autoimmune disorders and am diagnosed with Stage IV Kidney Disease. Fortunately, I am maintaining and do not need dialysis at this point. We adopted our son and later found out he had cerebral palsy, so he became my career. Dan has had two surgeries and tons of therapy and is able to walk because of it. He is a college graduate and is employed as an Information Specialist. We are very proud of his accomplishements. I am now part of the retired generation and still getting used to the idea. I do enjoy crafting, traveling and being with family and friends. I am active in my church and feel that the hardships we endure are there to build our faith. I like to live life in the "now" as we never know how much time is left.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Funnies





Four Moms in therapy



A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four

young mothers and their small children.



"You all have obsessions," he observed.



To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.

You've even named your daughter Candy."



He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.

Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."



He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This

too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."



At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her

little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has

no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from

school and go get dinner.

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Medical Alert: Worse than bedbugs







                                                                   What is a calorie?





Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at



night and sew your clothes tighter.



MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS.




















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