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I have spent a great deal of my life battling illness. I suffered from Crohn's Disease and eventually had abdominal surgery, thwarting the Crohn's and budding cancer cells. Since my surgery in 1995 I have been relatively free from Crohns', although I had several subsequent surgeries related to my ileostomy..When my disease was in remission, I don't think my husband realized how bad it could get, but he has stood by me. I also have suffered from various autoimmune disorders and am diagnosed with Stage IV Kidney Disease. Fortunately, I am maintaining and do not need dialysis at this point. We adopted our son and later found out he had cerebral palsy, so he became my career. Dan has had two surgeries and tons of therapy and is able to walk because of it. He is a college graduate and is employed as an Information Specialist. We are very proud of his accomplishements. I am now part of the retired generation and still getting used to the idea. I do enjoy crafting, traveling and being with family and friends. I am active in my church and feel that the hardships we endure are there to build our faith. I like to live life in the "now" as we never know how much time is left.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Senior Wedding

Earl and Mary, both age 92, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Walgreen's.....Earl suggests they go in. Earl then addresses the man behind the counter............

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "yes."

Earl: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Earl: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Earl: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Earl: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Earl: "Medicine for memory problems, arthiritis, and Alzheimers?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety - the works!"

Earl: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, anitdotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Earl: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do!"

Earl: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Earl: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, sir."

Earl: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."


Tracey said...

LMAO! FANTASTIC!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sandie's Patch said...

Oh dear, you've been visiting Tracey Scrapcrafts again haven't you?
Very funny!

Sandie xx