A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can't afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does the 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.”
He never knew what hit him.
HUSBAND DOWN on aisle 8
Went to see a Nurse Practitioner yesterday. I was sure I had walking pneumonia.
Well, I didn't have a fever or any rattling in my lungs.
What I have is brochitis and laryngitis.
I left with cough medicine with codeine, an inhaler and and an antibiotic.
I won't be working today.